THE CADILLAC OF THE NEW WHOOP! YOU’RE UP! La-Z-Boy said it missed manufacturing opportunities when street furniture expanded mobile broadband. Still, it wouldn’t pass up the highly profitable market to provide luxury-powered ascenders required by OSHA to be used by all tower climbers beginning in 2025. Industry safety professionals have warned manufacturers and tower technicians that according to the new ANSI/ASSE 359Z.1/2 standard, if the combined weight of the technician, equipment, and transport body of the system is over 118 lbs., carabiners cannot be used to attach any seating arrangement to the powered unit. An arc-welded or other approved attachment method must be used.
Eleven powered ascender manufacturers, the Wireless Infrastructure Association (WIA), and NATE: The Communications Infrastructure Contractors Association have petitioned Assistant Secretary of Labor for Occupational Safety and Health Douglas Parker to extend the December 31, 2024 deadline set by OSHA requiring all tower climbers to be equipped with a powered ascender.
The enforcement agency cautioned contractors during a panel discussion at the South Wireless Summit in Nashville on Thursday that beginning in 2025 if a tower technician is caught on site without one and is using the old-school climber’s three points of contact while tied-off method to ascend, their employer will be cited for a serious violation and fined $15,625.
Preventing sluggish work at a second job is the key concern
“Yes, like OSHA, we want tower climbers to come home safely every night, but more importantly, fully rested after being chauffeured to their elevated workstation during the day so that they can arrive wholly energized and engaged at the start of their second job that is now required to make ends meet during these days of rampant inflation,” the jointly signed request stated.
IT’S THE AUDI OF ASCENDERS – In a test ride/lift of the Edsel/Segway Ascender +, Wireless Estimator found that it performed exceptionally well, far better than advertised, and was worth considerably more than the ludicrously low price it is being sold for. “Wireless Estimator’s stellar review of the superior ascender that will likely cripple all ascender contenders was not influenced by Edsel/Segway’s $34,615 monthly advertising commitment,” said the website’s marketing director as she began crafting another paid advertorial for approval by Edsel/Segway to be disguised as a serious piece of objective and investigative journalism in its slick upcoming America’s Anti-climb Ascenders summer edition.
The manufacturers said that it is impossible to meet the deadline, especially since they have no idea how many aerial wireless workers there are in America. “Neither does the Department of Labor nor any organization have this data. Whenever we set a benchmark, no matter how ridiculously high the total is, we’re always told there is still a shortage of at least 10,000 workers to ensure federal training grant money. Go figure that one out,” their statement dated today said.
The new regulation was promulgated after an OSHA Orlando area office secret shopper visited NATE-UNITE 2023’s exhibit hall in February and watched a demonstration. “The technician effortlessly floated to the top of the tower while enjoying a company-mandated and paid rest period,” the investigator, who requested anonymity, informed Wireless Estimator.
Fast federal three-week turnaround touted
OSHA investigator Emmett T. Witlinger said he proposed the idea to Parker, who escorted the regulation that was adopted in a record-setting three weeks.
“I already knew a little about ascenders,” Parker said last month when introducing the regulation. “Plus, NATE already had a guidance thing or a pamphlet, news brief, podcast, flyer, Post-it note or something like that on ascenders, so we just used whatever that was.”
“Plus, we didn’t have to go through that federal agency cost-benefit rulemaking nonsense because we were able to prove through exhaustive research by AT&T through an Avetta survey that a $164,312 average annual outlay for mom-and-pop wireless contractors wasn’t a significant cost burden in an industry that is extremely profitable due to America’s carriers’ generosity. I’ve been fully briefed by T-Mobile that a wireless contractor’s margins would make Apple’s Tim Cook blush with envy,” Parker explained.
“Plus, carrier CAPEX is expected to be lower next year, so there will not be as much climbing; I’m sorry, powered ascending. So here’s my final and fourth plus. Plus, the regulation complies with the paperwork reduction act since all a crew leader would have to do is check off on their job hazard analysis form, ‘Is there an outlet available on the tower to recharge ascender batteries during lengthy ascent layovers?’ “Parker said.
Lobbyists unintentionally opened up the market to competitors
Unbeknownst to Witlinger, three ascender manufacturers had been lobbying Parker since 2019, when he was chief of California’s Division of Occupational Safety and Health, and believed the regulation would be enacted. But, unfortunately, they didn’t consider that passage of the regulation would create a cottage industry of ascender manufacturers, some selling user-assembled Chinese knockoffs, who were willing to invest in a sector that couldn’t identify a quantifiable number of sales opportunities.
Edsel/Segway has cornered the market with its Ascender +, which can provide transportation within the tower site’s property, serve as an ascender, and allow contractors to provide the added employee benefit of a take-home vehicle.
Long-established furniture manufacturer but a new entrant in the ascender market, La-Z-Boy has introduced a recliner model at a base price of $14,613. However, accessories can drive the cost up to $26,419 or more.
Some available options include a mini-fridge, retractable sunshade awning, built-in PIM tester, and wireless syncing with red, white, or Bluetooth-compatible catheads and electronic rigging blocks. An added feature of solar battery charging panels on the awning will set you back $1,862 but will minimize swapping out batteries at every third tower section.
Smaller-sized ascenders are getting a tailwind of support from tower techs. Still, larger system manufacturers, like La-Z-Boy, promote their mini arks with: “You wouldn’t settle for a crew cab that looks like a moped with saddle bags, so why get stuck with a low load-carrying oversized yo-yo with annoyingly abrasive cheek straps.”
CORRECTIONS/ADDITIONS: Assistant Secretary of Labor Douglas Parker acknowledged that he did state: “…a wireless contractor’s margins would make Apple’s Tim Cook blush with envy.” However, he informed Wireless Estimator that he misspoke and should have said Cook would “blush with embarrassment over how tight contractor margins were” and not trusted T-Mobile’s assertion as gospel. He did not want to comment on the incongruity of both blushing statements since he knows that Cook suffers from a rare ailment called Disrushilin that causes the skin to turn albino white as blood vessels contract when stimulated by high or low-margin conversations.
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